Snacks

I popped a few of these into my mouth before someone handed me the "keys" to a 2012 Bentley Mulsanne - I consider these stuffed mushrooms to be good luck of the highest order. Besides there's only 3 ingredients...

A surprisingly easy but delicious treat loaded with nutrition!

Might've invented "hardstyle fruitcake" and while that sounds like a contradiction in terms you'll soon understand... This fruitcake makes minimal use of kitchen contraptions. Instead it requires you to rely on the strength and tenacity of your hands, a heavy chef knife, a fork, and a wire whisk. Were you to get lost in the wilderness but had some of these little fruitcakes, you'd probably be ok for a while. This might be one of the most macho fruitcake recipes you've ever seen. I really should have smashed some of the ingredients with a rock instead of cutting them.

An R rated (adult situations involving ingesting espresso grounds and ghost pepper sea salt) version of a G rated Paleo Fudge recipe.

Love chai tea? Avoiding dairy for whatever reason? Not avoiding dairy but out of local raw milk? Want to try something different? Its all good!